Posted on | May 16, 2012 | 2 Comments
The time finally came when the moment of truth arrived. The special lady in my life is also on Facebook and our relationship has been getting more and more serious. We’ve had some times together that have changed me and how I look at life. I’ll write more about that soon enough. My girl is also on Facebook like the rest of us. In her profile she has her relationship status visible to her friend and I made my private when I got divorced and didn’t think I’d ever change it or make visible to my friends again.
Yesterday was the big day y’all. I’ve been making jokes for the last week or so because we had “the talk” and she still had her status as single. We were texting back and forth yesterday and she replied with a let’s do this. I was a little taken back but I told her I was going to do it when I got back to my computer. I was in the middle of a meeting and for the next hour I was a little nervous.
The reason why I was nervous was because whenever I see somebody changing their relationship status I get on there and blow up their Facebook. It’s fun to see all the great comments and everyone knows that it’s not what they expected when they made the status change. I was also nervous because it was a big thing for me. I really never expected to feel like I feel today and it’s almost like being a teenager again. It’s awesome!
I got on Facebook and found the place where I update my personal information. I made my relationship status visible to my friends. I then changed my status from single to in a relationship. Once that was made I tagged her and Facebook told me she’s have to accept. I was all, what if she doesn’t accept and got even more nervous. Finally the time came to hit the save button and I have to admit that I had to take a deep breath before I clicked on the save button.
Sure enough, my Facebook got all blows up! (Please excuse some of the language but it all had to be posted word for word.)
Me is in a relationship.
Me Whatever, just say your peace and get it over with.
Tim ur post doesnt say anything!
Tim oh relationship status change..Good for you Big O…I hope someday I can do the same
Me Are you asking me to hook up with you? I know I’m cute, but now “gay cute”. Thanks for the offer though.
Tim no bro to change my staus!!!!!!!!! see u went with ur homo tendicies again…So who is the lucky guy? U can become a massues and hope John Travolta comes in
Me Too funny. I’m surprised that Toni hasn’t come in and given her blessing.
Toni whooo hooo I almost missed it are you happy ? does she make you happy? because YOU deserve HAPPY! I just want nothing but Happiness for you whooo hooo Blessings Blessings Blessings but if she hurts you!!!! angry angry angry
Tim she is a trans?
Me You’re so sweet! I might as well drag Stacy into this conversation since it’s her fault I’m all smiling and have my Facebook blowing up.
Toni Tim is being Funny but oh no Johnny has not got here yet !!! Are you ready LOL
Tim im being nice compared to what Johnny will do to him..or should i say the HIM’S
Me Yeah, when the Jardinero gets here this is gonna get all crazy.
Me Excuse me, there are a few people that do need to know. Thanks to Tony, Rich, Eric, Robert, Heather and Angi for all you did. ♥
Tim Hey, I can get crazy, im just trying to hold back, be respectul of the Big O………..
Tim Need to know what? Ur out of the closet and dating a trans? Its not the first time O…!
Me I know you can. You’re just not the intigator.
Tim nope and i have no fricking idea what that means!..LOL
Tim seriouslly though…Happy for u big O
Me It means I can’t spell.
Tim LMAO…ok i got it….
Tim HOW I HAVENT SEEN BIG O ON HERE LIKE THIS IN AGES..ITS AMAZING HOW SOMEONE ELSE EJCAULUTATING HIM GETS HIM ALL FACEBOOKED AND SHIT
Me Yeah, I thought that was coming. LOVE HOW YOU POSTED THAT IN JARDINERO FONT.
Tim yeah, im getting u prepared
Robert Congrats to you Oscar! I’m happy for you dude!
Me Thanks Ninja, you had a lot to do with this.
Angi This would be a good time for payback jokes, but I got nothing.
Me This is the perfect time to that Angi. Feel free to come back and visit when you got something.
Tim LMAO..Dont let Angi fool u..she s building it up rightnow
Me I heard that!
Angi Tim is absolutely right, my mind in dusting off and getting into gear. Beware O.
Rich I’m so happy for you O. Tell me, was the Asia Carrera blow up doll really upset when she found out? Or is your new boyfriend ok with an open relationship?
Angi Rich beat me to the good stuff!
Me The great thing about both Asia and my girl is that they both get along just fine. On Fridays I even get to have them both.
Angi It’s Goood!
Me I really miss the judges.
Tim AHAHAHAHHAHAHA he has a muslim blow up doll. she blows up herself!
Angi I think it’s great that size doesn’t matter to her! You found a real winner there O.
Tim LMFAO! now thats good shit!~
Me I wear a prosthetic so I can get the job done.
Tim are u the pitcher or catcher?
Me It depends on what day of the week it is.
Tim aha i see…the change up….see u comprise..ur relationship will last a long time
Angi Some things never change
Me And that is what makes me all fuzzy inside.
Tim I just drop my phone..Shit..dont bend over Tim, dont bend over!
Tim A fuzzy dick??
Me Is your phone made out of soap?
Angi Has she seen your pics from High school?
Tim nope..not takeing any chances….LOL
Me No she hasn’t. I’m gonna show those to her tonight. She’s gonna laugh at my business in the fron and party in the back.
Stacy @Angi- wait… Pics from high school… Before I change my status I think I better see these!
Tim did u just meet her and changed ur status?? I thought u changed it a while back? u buying hookers and tricking us by status change?
Angi Oh O’s hs pics are classic!! A real Casanova!
Me Wait a second, “Casanova”? You’re so kind Angi.
Tony He and Romeo ain’t never been friends.
Rich Nice Angi!
Stacy @Me- so honey… When do I get to see these pics????
Rich O doesn’t drink, so he has to be the catcher!
Me Once a catcher, always a catcher!
Me Tiki! Thanks for coming over man. Thank you for everything you did.
Tony What did I do? You have no proof.
Me LOL, yeah you did my friend. Yeah you did. You know I can never repay for what the LTOD did for me.
Me Hey LTOD, meet Stacy. She somehow manged to change my life and put a smile on my face. Y’all are gonna like her.
Tim Me u must be happy with Obama
Angi You know I’ve always had a strong sarcastic side O. I never personal was swayed by your geeky hs charm.
Me ”How you doin’!”
Angi Nice to meet you Stacy. I’ll introduce you to the Oscar-in-your-life support group when you are ready.
Angi Still unphased. Keep trying.
Me ”life support group”! Classic.
Tim I saw Me walking down the street holding a car door the other day.. I said Me! why u carrying that car door. He said, so if it gets hot I can roll down the window
Me Thanks Yeni. Sorry about the fifty notifications that are about to come your way. ♥
Tim Damn Me..people congrat u and dont realize this is all one big lie! #fraud..LOL
Me All for my book. Makes good research. LOL
Angi I hope we are all going to be compensated for this “book” you have been talking about. And by compensation I mean money.
Me And by money you mean pleassure?
Angi Unlike your girl, I am particular about size so no. Lol
Me She is pretty understanding about that. Bless her heart!
Johnny I DONT CARE WHAT MAN U.HAVE SEX WITH SIR, CARRY ON.
Me Thank you for your blessing Sir.
Johnny CAN U GIVE STACY MY # THO.
Me Hey, I don’t need the competition. I got her convinced that it doesn’t get better than the O.
Rich Howdy Stacy! Welcome to a taste of LTOD!
Angi She must be young.
Me She is younger than the O.
Stacy It doesn’t get better than the Big O!
Me Oh snap! You go baby.
Stacy I’ve got your back
Rich So that proves it, O IS the catcher!! Imjustsayin
Rich She’s behind him all the buey!
Stacy Ok that is funny!
Johnny BIG O RUGO BURNO ??
Me Just on my tramp stamp.
It was one fun day. Those of you that helped me save my life know who you are and know that I will always be grateful for all you did for me. I’m glad I met my girl and I think this is something really special because I’m terrified right now.
Don’t forget, you’re not alone!