Name That Perv!

My neighbor got a letter in the mail that was supposed to go to me but accidentally ended up in her mailbox.  She finally got around to sending it to me and I got it yesterday.  I’ll tell you, heck I’ll quote to you what this fancy letter from an attorney in a little bit. [...]

Touchy Touchy

I finally got some shit off my chest that I had never told anyone in my life. I was molested as a child! Damn it feels good to say that.  I finally told the person that did this to go fuck himself and that I had never forgotten.  You know that went over really well.  [...]

Gay Old Time

Let’s see how many advertisers pull their links off this blog tomorrow. Y’all know I like to speak my mind and especially if it’s something I deeply believe in. Today the Supreme Court, not to be mistaken with the Hall of Justice (you go Wonder Twins), will begin hearing same sex marriage cases.  This is [...]

A Fly on the Wall

So today was my niece’s elementary school graduation party.  Like any of my family’s gatherings I was paying close attention so I could report the insanity to y’all! Let’s start with the “promotion” or graduation ceremony.  To my surprise we had to take our own folding chairs.  I didn’t realize that it was a picnic [...]

Meet the Mom

So the big meeting happened the other day.  I introduced the special lady in my life to my mom. Here’s how it went down y’all.  My mom was babysitting my niece and nephew for a week.  I offered to help by taking the kids to school in the morning because it’s just fun hanging out [...]